Hi I’m Liv, and welcome to my website, hosted by the gorgeous Neocities.
This page follows my silly, strange and South Australian interests, aswell as the portal for my homemade wildlife boxes which I create and sell here in Naarm, due to a contract I signed with a ringtail possum a decade ago during a period of heavy financial duress.
❤❤ ❤❤I am still but a wee child when it comes to the wonderful space of .html coding, although I'm always eager to learn fun and stupid shit to add to my page ! ❤❤❤❤
Across the site you will see my many photos of birds and possums, my Hannah Montana bass guitar, shitty gifs made before I was born, solutions to the (possum) housing crisis and old media that I think is too pretty to be lost to the infinite abyss of the web. I also have my direct stream of thought wired into the serial port of my computer which can be accessed in the blog section, which is very much just a cluster fuck of life events / mixed in with insane ramblings.
What follows is the gruelling classic of a short story “The Tale of Rumple Goocher” which was once filler text for this page, altough as this tale is so exciting and educational it would be improper to remove it from this page.
Once upon a time, in the mystical land of Eldoria, there lived a mischievous goblin named Rumple Goocher. Rumple was not your ordinary goblin; he was a cunning merchant who roamed the forest paths and hidden trails, peddling his wares to unsuspecting travelers. Rumple Goocher was known far and wide for his sharp wit, his keen eye for valuable items, and his rather peculiar habit of biting the shins of travelers who dared to cross his path without making a purchase. Legend had it that his bite left a mark that brought both luck and misfortune, depending on the whims of the forest spirits. One sunny morning, as the golden rays of dawn pierced through the thick canopy of the forest, Rumple Goocher set out on his usual rounds. He strapped his wooden cart full of trinkets, baubles, and oddities to his back and whistled a merry tune as he ambled along the winding forest trails. As the day wore on, Rumple spotted a group of weary travelers trudging through the dense undergrowth. With a gleam in his eye and a sly grin on his face, he hurried to intercept them, his cart rattling behind him. "Good morrow, fine travelers!" Rumple called out, his voice dripping with honeyed charm. "Care to peruse my wares? I've got treasures aplenty, guaranteed to brighten your day and lighten your purse!" The travelers, tired and curious, approached Rumple's cart cautiously, eyeing the strange assortment of goods on display. There were shimmering crystals, ancient relics, and colorful potions that bubbled and fizzed enticingly. But before they could make a decision, Rumple Goocher's eyes narrowed, and a mischievous glint danced in their depths. With a lightning-fast movement, he darted forward and sank his sharp teeth into the nearest traveler's shins, eliciting a yelp of surprise and pain. "Ouch! What in the name of the forest is this madness?" exclaimed the bitten traveler, hopping on one foot and rubbing their injured shin. "Ah, a small token of appreciation for considering my wares," Rumple chuckled, his grin widening. "But fear not, dear traveler, for Rumple Goocher's bite brings both fortune and fate. Those who are marked by me are destined for greatness!" The travelers exchanged wary glances but ultimately decided to heed Rumple's words. With a mixture of curiosity and caution, they browsed his goods, making a few purchases here and there. As they continued on their journey, their minds filled with wonder and excitement, they couldn't help but wonder about the strange goblin merchant named Rumple Goocher. Though his methods were unorthodox, there was no denying the allure of his treasures and the mystery that surrounded him. And so, the legend of Rumple Goocher, the biting goblin merchant of Eldoria, lived on, weaving its way into the tapestry of folklore and adventure that adorned the enchanted land. For those who dared to cross his path, Rumple's bite was a reminder that in the world of magic and mystery, anything was possible.
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